1. Today, a very special guest on Workchat

    Stephen : I just lold at my desk over workchat
    Stephen : FINE
    Stephen : DONT RESPONDDDDDDD
    PJ : I AM SORRY
    PJ : DON'T LEAVE
    PJ : YOU'RE THE ONLY PERSON THAT READS WORKCHAT
    Stephen : I <2 it
    Stephen : <3 even
    Stephen : ONE LESS THAN LOVE
    Stephen : PUT ME ON THE TUMBLRD
    PJ : Hell ok!
    Stephen : YES

  2. Genie of the Chat

    Jeff : Hey PPPPPPJJJJJJ you there?
    Josh : Yea I need to tell him some stuff too about [Redacted]... PJ join us
    Jeff : PJ NOW
    PJ : AHOY BLATTIES
    Jeff : nevermind
    PJ : :::vanishes in a puff of smoke:::
    Josh : No! I had some stuff
    Josh : genie
    PJ : :::a lightning bolt strikes the ground, suddenly reappears:::
    PJ : sup blatty

  3. Detective Work

    PJ : Findings thus far:
    PJ : 1.) Never take your eyes off Workchat
    PJ : 2.) It may or may not be Workchat achieving sentience
    PJ : 3.) It's probably not a demon
    PJ : 4.) Never take your eyes off work chat
    PJ : 5.) Whoever it is either knows me in real life or doesn't
    PJ : 6.) Whoever it is may or may not follow me, Stephen and JD
    Jeff : WE ARE REALLY ONTO SOMETHING HERE
    PJ : It's only taken us 2 days to compile this awesome list of clues, too!
    Jeff : We are the WORST detectives ever
    PJ : Easily. EASILY the worst.

  4. Coming up with the perfect name

    Josh : iGoogle
    Josh : what was it called again
    Josh : Google Vision
    Josh : Virtual Google
    Josh : iGoogle iCloud App iOS App
    Josh : store

  5. UX by Cthulu

    PJ : I have no idea what this button does. Its label makes no sense.
    PJ : And when I click it, hoping in desperation for more clues as to what it could possibly mean, a text box is revealed
    PJ : I feel like I'm slowly descending into madness
    PJ : Furthermore: I am able to "Like" this confusing text box that has been revealed
    PJ : And select an interest
    PJ : This is why I don't own a gun
    Jeff : somehow by clicking around I'm able to upload a photo. I'm not sure what photo im supposed to be uploading or why in the world I'm supposed to upload a photo

  6. : (

    Jeff : Josh is running on GPF (granpa custard fuel)
    PJ : I just realized how horrible this whole Grandpa Custard thing sounds out of context
    Josh : I've sort of already thought of that.. it could be very odd
    Jeff : :(
    Josh : :(

  7. Ol' Grandpa Custard

    Josh : I have chocolate... JG got some grandpa custard with mint
    Josh : Don't remember
    Jeff : yes. Grandpa Custard

  8. Would You Rather Rant

    PJ : And compare the iProducts with the other shitty ass naming conventions that computer companies use. For instance, would you rather buy:
    PJ : 1.) iMac
    PJ : 2.) Inspiron 15 (N5040)
    PJ : HMMMMMMMM
    PJ : How about:
    PJ : 1.) iPad
    PJ : 2.) ASUS Eee Pad Transformer Prime TF201 32 GB - Android 3.2 (Honeycomb)
    PJ : Just rolls off the tongue!

  9. Apple does what Apple wants

    Jeff : Okay so here's the final code. Working beautifully.
    Jeff : Nevermind. iChat won't let me send it.
    Jeff : Apparently it's too awesome.
    PJ : Apple has already assimilated into its code base and copywrited it.
    PJ : In fact, they've probably now filed a lawsuit against you.
    Jeff : Dang it.

  10. Supporting Friends

    Jeff : dude, that
    Jeff : whops
    Jeff : whoops ha
    Jeff : let me try that again...
    PJ : You got this